When we see the Enderfangs, we run. That’s all there is to it. There is no creature more feared in the entire god-forsaken wasteland. We all live in dread for the rampant attacks that occur when Enderfangs get loose from their caverns, hell bent on our destruction.
Or at least that’s what they will tell you. The truth is, the Enderfangs are merely misunderstood and need some tender love and care from those who wander the wicked wastes. And who are we to deprive these majestic mutants the ability to love and be loved?
Sure, their claws and fangs can be intimidating, and everyone knows that I’ve lost more than a few articles of clothing and undergarments to overzealous Enderfang shenanigans. But there’s something about their bulbous protrusions that make us all swoon. And those little spikes near the base of the shaft? Come on! Done deal my friends.
We have managed to cobble together enough resources from the wasteland to fashion our own homemade Enderfang likenesses, and we think we’ve made a dildo that captures the fierce, strong, and dominant nature that these marvelous mutants exhibit. Enderfang dildos aside (it’s about more than just dildos of course), we hope that someone besides us enjoys wandering the wastelands with Roland, Twitch, even Nocturne the Enderfang, because there is more than one way to survive out here.
If you’re interested in some first impressions of this new release, check out a review from cam girl extraordinaire Ruby Rapture here on YouTube. Open yourself to new experiences out here in the deserts of the wasteland, you may just be surprised by what you find!